Who would have known that they can do it up in Minnesota when the feeling is right? Who would have known that an entire website Twincities Nightclubs even existed? You see, this is what I do…find stuff like this that I never thought possible. I delight in amusing myself and if it amuses others, then all the better. Nice to see the blond dressed in Aqua, the name of the club. Yay! Would I ever, even for a second forget to mention that this black guy is wearing an AC/DC shirt? Now that’s probably one of the best things I’ve seen all week. Imagine this guy rocking out to “Dirty Deeds” or “Huge Balls” and being like “that’s my jam.” Well, he could also say something along the lines of “I thoroughly delight in these two tracks.” I just don’t know the black culture in Minnesota. Yeah, I sound like a racist. Seriously, screw you people who are reading this and really reckon that. Oohhh, nappy headed hoes! I said those words. No!!!!

I have a question I’d like to pose. Why is the girl on the left friends with the girl on the right? I guarantee you after she saw this picture she was asking herself the same question. With all due respect to the girl on the right, it’s just out of whack is all. It’s not honest and I’m telling you ladies right now, break it up now before someone (the girl on the right) gets hurt. Can you imagine the surveillance 24 hour cockblocking watch she must be on? She could easily do it full time if someone hired her.

Wow. What a night these two would provide.Look at how spunky the one on the left is. She would be so much fun for like 5 minutes before I lost any will to be energetic and “on.” The one on the right though? I reckon she’d just let me lie there. That would be pretty cool. Damnet man, this Minnesota has got some excellent shit going on there. I may have to make the Club Aqua trip one of these days.

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Certainly makes sense to get a bottle at a nightclub. Does it make sense to get a bottle and be female? Probably not. Look at the chick with the boots. When is the last time that girl ever had to pay for a drink? This group of girls are clearly idiots paying for those drinks. This picture really reminds me of a club I went to recently called “Upstairs.” It’s in NYC and I saw nothing but ridiculously hot girls. I had some friend who was “in” and got me in there otherwise I highly doubt my t-shirt wearing and jeans ass would have ever gotten in. I remember waiting on line for the bathroom for an hour and then leaving. I saw nothing but attractive girls and felt like George Costanza visiting the “forbidden city.” P.S. I despise those fucking places but I like them too.

Begging for buttermilk. Would you look at the cans right there? Here’s my guess as to what has happened in this picture. There have been at least 20 pictures taken up to this point and the main girl in the picture is getting flustered. She’s thinking “look, I know I’m not that fantastic looking but check out my tits and stop accentuating my face.” Small did she know that the girl in the background would be so pissed and plot out to assassinate her.

Once again, Tyliner gets the honors for posting these.

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