So this is what it’s like at Rick’s Powerhouse Pub huh? Didn’t know they could party like that in Sacramento. All I can say is a girl like this would probably ruin my night. Why? Because it would take my attention away from potentially getting laid with lesser, unattractive girls who are busy about to lick each other.

See what I mean? Now these are the types of girls that we need in our lives. Pure troopers. Girls who will have no clue what they did the night before. That and who won’t be able to remember any witnesses.

Chances someone is sticking something in her ass right there? Minimal. Chances that something gets stuck up there later? Pretty great.

Perfection

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I felt that a compilation of girls kissing girls would be a nice addition to the Nightclub scene. Am I wrong? Let’s take this first picture for example. Nice amount of tongue, much sloppiness, and I even get a sense that the girl on the left is slightly nervous about what she’s doing.

Wetness. I love wetness. I also love pictures that look like they were taken in a strip club. There’s something very sexy about a girl getting a lapdance from another girl. Could it be related to the fact that all men, and I’ll bet even gay men like to watch a woman with another woman?

I’m really only looking at two things here. Cleavage on the brunette and the skank on the right’s lip ring. Can you imagine the kind of trouble she’s gotten into in her lifetime? Easily been to jail for at least one night and she’s definitely peed in public a minimum of 50 times.

Something tells me the gal with the cigarette has done this before.

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Notice that I ever, even for a second said that they were cheap. Am I referring to them being hookers? No. Am I referring to the fact that you’d be paying for sex? Yes. We all know how expensive Vegas is, and let’s face it kids: If you think that you’re not paying for sex in some way shape or form, be it a prostitute or a date then you are flat out wrong. So either you are a total badass and you’re willing to shell out money to take a chance on seeing if your rap will work, or you admit that paying for sex isn’t that unforgiving when you’re in Vegas. Either way you need to somehow get it done. Here’s my advice:

If you want a hooker then I really can’t help you. Pick a chick from the book, call her up, and shell out your 300 bucks or whatever it is for 15 minutes of pleasure in your face, possible disease, and never see them again. Now, if you’re me and just won’t get a hooker, what do you do? Get a group of guys together, go to some place like Pure, or Rino, or whatever club. Shell out the dough for a table in the VIP section and let the scanks flock to you. My further advice? Pick an ugly girl with big tits. The hot ones will NOT touch you and they will use you for the table. The ugly ones? They are very thankful, will blow you, and after all you’re in Vegas. You didn’t go there to not get laid and try to impress people….well, unless you’re a moron and from Brooklyn with 6 earrings.

Another lesson. Don’t ever for one second feel like you have to be “one of the boys” if you have a chance to get laid in Vegas. One of your annoying drunk friends will call you a loser because you aren’t “hanging out” which means that you are drinking and puking until 6AM. While this is the Vegas way, your friend, if he had the chance to go home with any girl, would be sprinting to the door. If a girl is EVER in the position this girl in the picture is, get the fuck out of there with her, and don’t look back. I’d rather have a jealous and angry friend than one who thinks I’m cool for staying out and “staying true to my boys.”

That girl really wants to fuck that dude. She would be what I call a CFC girl (Cruising for Cock). I really need to get laid. Jesus.

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Who would have known that they can do it up in Minnesota when the feeling is right? Who would have known that an entire website Twincities Nightclubs even existed? You see, this is what I do…find stuff like this that I never thought possible. I enjoy amusing myself and if it amuses others, then all the better. Nice to see the blond dressed in Aqua, the name of the club. Yay! Would I ever, even for a second forget to mention that this black guy is wearing an AC/DC shirt? Now that’s probably one of the best things I’ve seen all week. Imagine this guy rocking out to “Dirty Deeds” or “Big Balls” and being like “that’s my jam.” Well, he could also say something along the lines of “I thoroughly enjoy these two tracks.” I just don’t know the black culture in Minnesota. Yeah, I sound like a racist. Seriously, screw you people who are reading this and actually think that. Oohhh, nappy headed hoes! I said those words. No!!!!

I have a question I’d like to pose. Why is the girl on the left friends with the girl on the right? I guarantee you after she saw this picture she was asking herself the same question. With all due respect to the girl on the right, it’s just out of whack is all. It’s not fair and I’m telling you ladies right now, break it up now before someone (the girl on the right) gets hurt. Can you imagine the surveillance 24 hour cockblocking watch she must be on? She could easily do it full time if someone hired her.

Wow. What a night these two would provide.Look at how spunky the one on the left is. She would be so much fun for like 5 minutes before I lost any will to be energetic and “on.” The one on the right though? I think she’d just let me lie there. That would be pretty cool. Damnet man, this Minnesota has got some good shit going on there. I may have to make the Club Aqua trip one of these days.

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Definitely makes sense to get a bottle at a nightclub. Does it make sense to get a bottle and be female? Probably not. Look at the chick with the boots. When is the last time that girl ever had to pay for a drink? This group of girls are clearly idiots paying for those drinks. This picture actually reminds me of a club I went to recently called “Upstairs.” It’s in NYC and I saw nothing but ridiculously hot girls. I had some friend who was “in” and got me in there otherwise I highly doubt my t-shirt wearing and jeans ass would have ever gotten in. I remember waiting on line for the bathroom for an hour and then leaving. I saw nothing but attractive girls and felt like George Costanza visiting the “forbidden city.” P.S. I hate those fucking places but I love them too.

Begging for buttermilk. Would you look at the cans right there? Here’s my guess as to what has happened in this picture. There have been at least 20 pictures taken up to this point and the main girl in the picture is getting flustered. She’s thinking “look, I know I’m not that great looking but check out my tits and stop accentuating my face.” Little did she know that the girl in the background would be so pissed and plot out to assassinate her.

Once again, Tyliner gets the honors for posting these.

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Due to the emergence and demand for the Facebook and Myspace sites (which will still be updated daily), I will now be making posts once a week until I can free up some more time to update more frequently.  The good news is that I will make the posts more detailed, with more pictures, and with more juicy commentary.  Check in on Wednesdays.

Brock

Apparently Club Manor is this hidden night club in New York City. Thanks to these photos submitted by Tyliner it might not be hidden for much longer. Once again, how do you possibly go wrong by scantily clad panty wearing flame throwing cocktail waitresses? Is it possible?

There are more pictures of these two in the photo set but I can tell you the Asian in the blue dress has some HUGE cans. This leg spread girl? I really don’t have much of a comment other than this is a really funny position she’s in. Might have gotten a lot funnier later that evening.

Yay Manor Night Club! Yay!!!

Didn’t even know there was a Sky Bar in Atlanta. You see, the girl on the left isn’t such a gorgeous girl but let me tell you something. Those friggin cans are tremendous. You can see more pictures of her in this gallery. I’m really not all into whatever her ethnicity is but I’d certainly plumage that village for an evening.

Blond: “Wait, Sherry! I want to be in the foreground. Stop turning those guys down, I want to hook up too!

Brunette: “Hahaha, I can get any guy I want in here and you have to eat my scraps.”

Normally I hate dudes like this but this guy is kind of funny. Girl in the pink is the kind of girl I’d want to bang if I were in the “flatchested one out of every 25 days” kind of mood.

Look at this fine lady just sitting there by herself. It’s a true shame. Gee I wonder if Club Spotlight paid this fine woman to take that space. Does it matter? Is it smart? Yes. Don’t people know that attractive women sell? Don’t people know that cheap posting of pictures of girls with nice bodies sells?

Man is that a poor man’s Kim Kardashian if I ever saw one. It’s really just that booty that gives off the vibe. I don’t think this girl is nearly as good looking as Kardashian hence why I said Poor Man’s. However I’d really have to get a look at the funbags to make a full analysis.

My guess is that the girl on the left is absolutely atrocious but the fact that she’s kissing another girl instantly makes me feel OK.

I have been to Portland a few times but never have I had the opportunity to see the nice tushies roaming around the city on Halloween night. Looks like the club Subterra has the right idea here. This little lass kind of reminds me of Paris Hilton in a weird kind of way.

There’s always something sexy about a girl dressed as a ball player. Maybe it’s the zinc under the eyes. Of course there’s also nothing wrong with dressing as the devil and pushing your tits up together either.

I’m reminded of the Blue Oyster club in “Police Academy.” Not the I needed to tell you but Napkinnights provided all the photos.